So you want to run up a huge score in Team Fortress 2 but, you suck? No problem, let me lay it out for you.

1) Play Medic aka Dr. Pointsn’hax, you get points for just healing fools and everytime one of those fools gets a frag you get an assist too. All you need to do is stay alive and blamo, top the board with ya. (skill lvl: jump gypsy!)

2) “PUSH LITTLE CART!” So Payload or PL style maps have a ton of points on the table. Play heavy, spam the medic button and look out for spies (and maybe snipers too ). I have seen a heavy roll through Badwater with 50 plus points in one life. The only trick is the other team needs to have a weakness in the team department for you to pull this off. (skill lvl: pub server cart humper!)

3) Teleport your way to the top. You need a map without a forward spawn (ie, goldrush or dustbowl) and a deadlocked choke point. You put your entrance and exit up, stay out of fire, and boom “you are credit to team.” You get a point for every trip a teammate makes and boy will they add up in a stalemate game. (skill lvl: lead the lambs to slaughter)

4) Play Pyro and be sure you put out as many teammates as possible with your air blast that is good for one point each. Also air blast the crap out of everything because you with get points for reflect kills and environmental kills. Then set people on fire and hit them with the crit axe, this mightl take more skill than watching a teleporter but then not only can you brag about your inflated score you can also be PRO-ro to boot. (skill lvl: smarter than your average W+M1)

5) Play Spy. Yo that’s not fair, Spy is hard! Yes but if all you do is go for back stabs you will get points and lots of them. You get 2 points for every back stab so if you can get 1 or 2 a life you can really rack them up. Use the cloak and dagger and pick you targets, camp spawns and choke points. PL maps are great for this because folks tend to be fixed on pushing the cart and not watching their backs. Heavies and Snipers are easy bate, if you want to be a team playa’ try to pop that medic with a full uber while you at it. If you want some extra cheese on your score go pick up the unattended teleporter’s entrances back at spawn, if you get both that’s 2 points right there. (skill lvl: Sneaky bastard)

Alright, so that will get you started and remember it’s not how many points you get or if you have fun, it’s TEAM fortress 2. Don’t worry so much about K to D because that is for halo kids. Instead start working on pulling off hot double air shots, so you can be a true pubstar!

Cheers Mate!